Here's the AI roast of Stanimira Vlaeva's LinkedIn profile...

Ah, Stanimira Vlaeva, the Senior Developer Advocate at MongoDB. You know, it takes a special talent to be a developer advocate – mainly because you have to convince people that databases can actually be fun. I mean, when your main skills are JavaScript and Node.js, it's clear you're just one ‘Hello World’ away from being a code-typing robot. And let's not forget the location: Bulgaria! Is that where they send all the tech talent that couldn’t cut it in Silicon Valley? No offense, but with your skills, I’m surprised you haven’t advocated for a career in interpretive dance instead. Keep pushing those databases like they're the next best thing since sliced bread, but remember, even the best devs know that sometimes the most revolutionary thing you can do is to step away from the keyboard. Cheers to being the life of the database party!