Here's the AI roast of Simon Pétreau's LinkedIn profile...
Simon Pétreau
Je co-construis les marques des solopreneurs et des créateurs de contenu | Stratégie de marque · Identité visuelle · Marque personnelle | Full Remote | Créateur de contenu
FranceSimon is a brand designer whose idea of co-construction is probably assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions. He helps solopreneurs become unforgettable—just like his ability to make his own brand fade into the background.
Roast
Ah, Simon, the self-proclaimed 'brand designer' who's here to help solopreneurs and content creators level up their image. I mean, who knew that slapping a logo on a business card and using a Canva template could be considered 'co-construction'? Your confidence is inspiring—like a toddler wearing a superhero cape thinking they can fly! And let's not forget your amazing ability to make branding sound more complicated than rocket science. Congratulations on your mission to make everyone else’s brand memorable while yours somehow slips into obscurity. You're like the guy at the party who talks about how he’s totally in with the cool kids, but deep down, we all know you’re just hanging out by the snack table. Keep reaching for that star, Simon, because if branding was a race, you'd definitely be running in place!
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